Funny London Underground announcements
Here is a list of actual announcements that London Tube train drivers have made to their passengers. It just goes to show that boring and mundane work can inspire wit and humour. I guess we should thank these drivers for brightening the tedium of underground travel.
Hurry to catch this sale, everything must go with 0% off!
Whilst putting up a sale sign at some large store the first digit has been dropped, leaving a rather un-inviting sign declaring “Sale, 0% off selected items!”. I am sure the mistake was soon fixed, but somebody had the presence of mind to snap a funny photo first and here it is:
General Cosgrove interview provides hilarious moment
This is a portion from a funny ABC interview between a female broadcaster and General Cosgrove who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military headquarters.
More motivation, this time for teamwork
Sometimes in life a little motivation can pick someone up when they are down, inspire them to move forwards or help them get past obstacles. Well, these kids had a great obstacle in their path, but through ingenious thinking and teamwork they found a solution.
The first batch of Colemanballs
“Colemanballs” is a term coined by Private Eye magazine to describe verbal gaffes made by sports commentators. It comes from the surname of retired BBC broadcaster David Coleman and the suffix -balls, as in to balls up.
Highschool kid works out the age old mystery of women with a simple equation
Just in case you were still trying to work out how women work and how to understand them a rather bright school kid has worked out this timeless problem with simple equation based on well known facts like time is money and money is the root of all evil.
Happy St David’s Day, here is a Welsh joke
A farmer was out on his Welsh hillside tending his flock one day, when he saw a man drinking with a cupped hand from the stream which ran down from one of his fields. Realising the danger, he shouted over to the man, ‘Paid a yfed y dwr! Mae’n ych-y-fi!’


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