Archive for December, 2009:
The perfect gift: “A dick in a box”
The Lonely Island and Justin Timberlake made this Saturday Night Live short ‘Dick in a box” and I have to admit I cried with laughter when I saw it. SNL have had some funny skits and classic comedy shorts and this is one of their best as Justin Timberlake helps parody the cheesy boybands with this comedy classic.
The ad that probably failed: Lips that touch liquor shall not touch ours!
Take a look at this amusing picture to see what you are missing out on if you drink alcohol! I am guessing this was some kind of Prohibition advert in the roaring twenties, though I think people may have been driven to drink in order to avoid any lip touching with these old dears.
The life software technical problems
18 months ago I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2, which I had used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.
Probably the best flatmates ever…
Can you imagine what it would be like to go for a flat viewing and find the people you would be sharing with are a hot chick who won’t let anyone else cook, a sultry babe who hates chick flicks and loves football, your room would be huge with a balcony overlooking a football ground and extras like a self cleaning system in the flat?
Pushing the wrong button on start up… Priceless!
Funny priceless parody ad showing an F-18 Hornet attack jet firing off a sidewinder missile by mistake whilst still on the aircraft carrier deck. Prices of the jet, pilot training and sidewinder missile are all listed before the punchline: Pushing the wrong button on start up… Priceless!
Harry Enfield tells women to know their limits
The video is basically taking the piss out of the old BBC public service announcements and the more chauvinistic values that were around in the past. The “scientific” display of how women’s brains cannot hold information like men’s is classic comedy.
Ninjas, they are everywhere!
This funny picture shows a ninja taking advantage of a young girl, distracted from her drink by the guy she is making out with. The ninja sees his opportunity and strikes, grabbing a good slurp of her drink. Ninjas are everywhere, you just can’t see them.
Funny Child Support Claims
The following are all replies that women have put on British Child Support Agency forms in the section for listing father’s details.
Better than Barry White, it’s business time!
I found this Flight of the Conchords song on YouTube. It is called Business Time and made me laugh with lyrics about Wednesday night being the night for love making, the night for business time!
Winnie the Pooh wonders if Piglet has swine flu
This funny picture shows a famous illustration of Winnie the Pooh and Piglet walking together through the snow, Piglet wrapped up in his scarf pondering how lucky he is to have a friend like Pooh, whilst Winnie the Pooh prepares to off the young pig if he sneezes.
(4.93 out of 5)