Archive for February, 2010:
The foul mouthed talking parrots joke
A lady from the parish went to her priest and told him, “Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing. They only know how to say, ‘Hi, we’re prostitutes. Want to have some fun?’”
Epic Scots Guard Soldier Fail
For a Scots Guard soldier there can be few more public moments than being on parade in front Queen Elizabeth II, so you can understand what a complete and utter EPIC FAIL it would be to collapse in front of her. To then be photographed on the floor just finishes off the fail humiliation.
Funny advert with a woman caught on the photocopier
Here is a hilarious commercial from Holland for Double A paper. Here we see a set of circumstances lead to a young office worker seeing print after print of his female colleague’s panties.
The two statues who were brought to life
Today’s witty joke tells the story of two statues in a park in Budapest who spend an eternity together before being brought to life for half an hour of unadulterated fun. Can you guess what they got up to when they had the chance?
True love, when you know it’s love at first sight!
Now, I hope you do not need this amusing motivational poster explained as this girl’s talent is obvious. She has the kind of gift men wish their women required, but usually don’t 
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Probably the best wives in the world, by Carlsberg
I think this is an example of genius advertising and as a viral marketing campaign set up by Saatchi and Saatchi is perfect for the demographic they are aiming for. Let me present you with probably the best wife ever… by Carlsberg:
Marriage arrangements in Heaven are not easy
Here is an amusing joke I found on Funny and Jokes that I thought I would share. It is the story of a man and woman trying to get all the arrangements ready for their marriage after their time on earth is cut short:
Another funny sign that hasn’t been thought through
This sign is warning people not to get eaten by animals because it could be bad for them. Maybe the world has just become so PC (politically correct) that it is wrong to upset a lion’s stomach with our nasty, human flesh.
A boy selling beer on the street corner, from the Man Show
The Man Show was a Comedy Central comedy show that used to use stereotypical loutish male perspectives in a sexual, but humorous, light. One of its recurring characters was “The [...]
A woman gets 3 wishes…
A woman was playing golf one day when she hit her ball into the trees beside the fairway. She went into the trees to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, “If you release me from this trap, I will grant you 3 wishes.” so the woman freed the frog.
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