Archive for April, 2010:
Carling Black Label, a cracking beer…
Here is another funny beer commercial for Carling Black Label. You may remember the funny ad they had where the woman poured beer all over the apartment and her man licked the place clean, well this time our hero is stranded on a desert island with no electricity to keep his fridge running and his Carling cold.
How to lay people off in the least politically correct way possible
Here is a short joke that combines political incorrectness with the need to lay a member of staff off. It throws in the battle of the sexes for good measure and we are left with a little word play that makes for some amusing reading, so enjoy today’s funny joke!
Facial expression FAIL… Not the best face to be pulling when a photo is being taken
Check out this funny photo, which is also an epic fail, as this sports fan shows why he is watching baseball and not playing it… he has the reactions of a scared bunny. As the catcher jumps over the barrier and reaches out to make a memorable catch a young man in the front row reacts by pulling a funny face and holding his hand in a strange way.
Let Chi McBride show you how to master success!
In today’s hilarious video clip Chi McBride shows you how to focus your mind on making the right decisions in life and thereby mastering your own success. In this commercial for his Mastering Success seminar and book series he shows you what you need to do to be the master of your success.
The Biker bar with handjobs on the menu
It seems that handjobs are involved in lots of funny stuff, whether it be great ways to get a grip, like a couple of weeks ago, or as menu items, as in today’s cheeky joke. I hope you enjoy this witty joke, see how you think it stacks up to the other funny post about handjobs.
A woman’s trip to the wishing well ends in a surprise
Back to the age old battle of the sexes for our daily dose of comedy today as we see a cartoon about a woman visiting a wishing well. When she has finished wishing she finds herself in a rather different state to when she arrived… but her wishes have been granted, so can she complain?
Ricky Gervais gives some advice on how to avoid contracting AIDS
I have never seen a whole Ricky Gervais stand up show, but now I’ve seen this hilarious clip I hope to see one soon. He has a very unique style of delivery and there is obviously a little David Brent in him. Check out this very funny clip and let me know what you think.
Happy St George’s Day. Here are some jokes to help celebrate.
As the English aren’t very good at celebrating St George’s Day, especially compared to the Irish and St Patrick’s Day. So to try and make up for it I have a few funny English jokes and videos for you today. If you know any St George’s Day jokes please post them in the comments box below.
Referee is victim of crowd abuse of the more inventive variety
It seems that referees are always getting abused. In soccer they are screamed at by players, managers and fans alike, with every decision they make called into question. Here we have a slightly more innovative example of abuse from the crowd as this ice hockey referee has a funny sign held up behind him with a cartoon thought bubble with the words “I’m the biggest idiot ever!”.
Happy birthday Queen Elizabeth II
To celebrate the queen of England’s birthday we have a joke about Queen Elizabeth II and Dolly Parton. Whilst a bit saucy, no offence is meant to any royalist Brits, it is all in good fun.
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