Archive for August, 2010:
An inter-office softball game was held every year between the Marketing Department and support staff of one company.
The day of the game, as hard as the Marketers tried, the support staff whipped the Marketing Department soundly.
Unfortunate names exist, that is a fact, however sometimes it seems like someone was having a bit of a chuckle when they named this park. I am talking about Dildo Run Provincial Park on New World Island in Canada.
Ameriquest was also a company that came up with a hilarious ad campaign to promote its lending services, showing someone innocently getting into a situation where it looked as if they were doing something evil or illegal and saying ‘don’t judge too quickly’.
Following on the countdown from Wednesday’s post about funny one liner jokes from the Edinburgh Festival 2010 here is the official top 5 according to TV channel Dave. Tim Vine beat out Ray Green and Emo Philips for the top spot, so congratulations to him!
These bad tattoos show that 1) Always have spelling checked on tattoos with writing; 2) In loving memory of your dead wife may seem a good idea, but when she looks like Iron Maiden’s mascot Eddie it is not so sweet and 3) Tattoos can be funny, but when you sober up you have to live with that cat!
What would introducing Jesus to super Mario land result in? If this is a question you have ever asked yourself, you will be happy to know that the funny video below provides the answer. Check out Totem Nation Films for more crazy cartoons that are very funny, but in a slightly different and trippy way
There was an official top ten one liner jokes of the Edinburgh festival 2010 released the other day, so I am going to share them with you, five at a time… It was set up by digital TV channel Dave, whose panel of comedy critics heard over 7,000 jokes before selecting a shortlist, which they then put to a public vote.
As long as there have been games consoles there have been joy sticks and joy pads, well now someone had the bright idea that boys might prefer to play with a boob pad! This funny T shirt shows the controllers to be where the brave girl’s boobs are, and seems to be encouraging a Street Fighter 2 special move.
Here is a funny video clip that shows a guy pushing his luck with some young ladies in Estonia. Obviously being a bit of a smart alec and knowing that the Estonian for 12 months is “kaksteist kuud” he asks the girls how to say 12 months in their language. When they give their answer it sounds like they are saying something else completely.
Two chickens walked up to the desk at a public library and said, ‘Buk, buk BUK.’ The librarian decided that the chickens were after three books, and so gave them three popular novels… and the chickens left shortly after.