Whilst many will not be eating meat and recalling stories of the Easter story I wanted to lighten the mood with a Good Friday joke that pokes fun at the scandals within the Catholic church relating to homosexual acts.
The head priest at church was tired after giving the sermon for “Good Friday”, so he asked the deacon to take confession for him. The deacon agreed and the first person that came in to confess said, “Forgive me, for I have sinned. It has been one week since my last confession. Earlier today I gave a guy a blow job.”
The priest, slightly taken aback, replied, “You have sinned.” Then he looked at the paper on the wall, that had punishments for certain sins on it, but blowjobs were not on the list, so he went out to ask one of the altar boys if he knew what to give for a blowjob.
The altar boy answered, “Oh, about five dollars.”
I hope you all enjoy your Easter weekend and this religious joke put a smile on your face. Happy Easter.
Dan the man.