There are many three wishes jokes where, usually, the third wish leads to the punchline. Well, here is a funny 3 wishes joke I found in my email inbox and thought I would share with you, “A woman gets 3 wishes“:

A woman was playing golf one day when she hit her ball into the trees beside the fairway. She went into the trees to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, “If you release me from this trap, I will grant you 3 wishes.” so the woman freed the frog.

The frog said, “Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes that whatever you wish for, your husband will get ten times more!” The woman agreed to this and began to think what to wish for.

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog told her, “You do realise that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis, that women will flock to?”

“That will be okay because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will only have eyes for me.” said the woman. All of a sudden she was the most beautiful woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, “That will make your husband the richest man in the world and he will be ten times richer than you.”

“OK,” said the woman”because what’s mine is his and what’s his is mine.” All of a sudden she was the richest woman in the whole world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, to which she answered, “I’d like a mild heart attack.”

Just goes to show how vindictive women can be… :-P Let me know what you thought of this three wishes joke in the comments below!

Dan the man.

Magical frog

Magical frog

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