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Loading ...Here is my first Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman post on the site. I hope you like it and if you are Irish please don’t take it personally 
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were sitting in a bar, drinking, and discussing how stupid their wives were.
The Englishman says, “I tell you, my wife is really dumb. Last week she went to the supermarket and bought £250 worth of meat because it was on sale, and we don’t have a fridge large enough to keep it all in.”
The Scotsman agreed that she sounds pretty thick, but says his wife is even more stupid. “Just last week, she went out and spent £17,000 on a new car,” he laments, “and she doesn’t even know how to drive!”
The Irishman nods sagely, and agrees that these two woman sound like they both fell off the stupid tree, hitting every branch on the way down, however he still thinks his wife is even dumber. “Ah, it kills me every time I tink of it,” he chuckles. “My wife just left to go on a holiday to Greece. I watched her packing her bag, and she must have put about 100 condoms in there and she doesn’t even have a penis!”
I hope you liked the Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman joke. Let me know if you have any good ones in the comments below.
Dan the man.
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