Here is the next collection of witty engrish I have found. It seems you cannot escape funny engrish phrases wherever you go, whether it be the tailor’s, reading a newspaper or visiting the zoo. Read through these funny engrish examples and see what you think.

FROM THE SOVIET WEEKLY:

There will be a Moscow Exibition of the Arts by 15,000 Soviet Republic Painters and sculptors. These were executed over the past two years.

IN AN EAST AFRICAN NEWSPAPER:

A new swimming pool is rapidly taking shape since the contractors have thrown in the bulk of their workers.

IN A VIENNA HOTEL:

In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the hotel porter.

A SIGN POSTED IN GERMANY’S BLACK FOREST:

It is strictly forbidden in our black forest camping site that people of different sex, for instance, men and women, live together in one tent unless they are married with each other for that purpose.

IN A ZURICH HOTEL:

Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.

IN AN ADVERTISEMENT BY A HONG KONG DENTIST:

Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.

IN A ROME LAUNDRY:

Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the rest of the afternoon having a good time

IN A CZECHOSLOVAKIAN TOURIST AGENCY:

Take one of our horse-driven city tours – we guarantee no miscarriages.

ADVERTISEMENT FOR DONKEY RIDES IN THAILAND:

Would you like to ride on your own ass?

IN THE WINDOW OF A SWEDISH FURRIER:

Fur coats made for ladies from their own skin.

ON THE BOX OF A TOY MADE IN HONG KONG:

Guaranteed to work throughout it’s useful life.

DETOUR SIGN IN KYUSHI, JAPAN:

Stop: Drive Sideways.

IN A SWISS MOUNTAIN INN:

Special today: no ice cream.

IN A BANGKOK TEMPLE:

It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man.

IN A TOKYO BAR:

Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts.

IN A COPENHAGEN AIRLINE TICKET OFFICE:

We take your bags and send them in all directions.

ON THE DOOR OF A MOSCOW HOTEL ROOM:

If this is your first visit to the U.S.S.R., you are welcome to it.

IN A NORWEGIAN COCKTAIL LOUNGE:

Ladies are requested not to have children at the bar.

AT A BUDAPEST ZOO:

Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.

IN THE OFFICE OF A ROMAN DOCTOR:

Specialist in women and other diseases.

IN AN ACUPULCO HOTEL:

The manager has personally passed all the water served here.

FROM A JAPANESE INFORMATION BOOKLET ABOUT USING A HOTEL AIR CONDITIONER:

Cooles and Heates: If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself.

How did this batch of amusing engrish compare to the last lot? Do you have any examples of engrish to share? Let me know in the comments below!

Dan the man.

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