This first one shows a lovely white pair of cotton panties being advertised on the side of a bus, that has driven through a puddle and splashed muddy water all over the aforementioned panties. Nice…. not!

Badly Placed Ads 1

We follow that advertising disaster with this poorly selected contextual online advertisement that sees a news story about child abuse next to an advert featuring the picture of a schoolgirl and the slogan “Remember your very first girlfriend?”.

Badly Placed Ads 2

That epic ad fail is followed by this the also inept positioning of a cancer charity billboard featuring above a huge cigarette advertisement. What were they thinking?

Badly Placed Ads 3

And the fails just keep on failing… Next up a McDonalds special bulk offer next to a child obesity advert. I’m sure neither organisation is lovin’ that positioning.

Badly Placed Ads 4

And finally we have a slightly more techie joke as a Yahoo! ad gets placed next to a sign with 404 on it. A 404 error is an error code that means that what you are looking for cannot be found (HTTP standard response code indicating that the client was able to communicate with the server, but the server could not find what was requested).

Badly Placed Ads 5

Whilst these ad placements are funny and sometimes very ironic, there is also the possibility to upset people in this politically correct age we live in. I am surprised I have not heard more stories of media sellers being sued for the spots they give. Anyway, I hope you enjoyed them.

Dan the man.

Only God will juge me

In loving memory of....

Clever, but disgusting, cat tattoo

These bad tattoos show that 1) Always have spelling checked on tattoos with writing; 2) In loving memory of your dead wife may seem a good idea, but when she looks like Iron Maiden’s mascot Eddie it is not so sweet and 3) Tattoos can be funny, but when you sober up you have to live with that cat!

Let me know if you know of any funny tattoos, misspelled tattoos or bad tattoos.

Dan the man.

This is a compilation of actual student GCSE answers… allegedly:

1) Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics. They lived in the Sarah Dessert and travelled by Camelot. The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere.

2) The Bible is full of interesting caricatures. In the first book of the Bible, Guinessis, Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree. One of their children, Cain, asked, “Am I my brother’s son?”

3) Moses led the Hebrew slaves to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bread which is bread made without any ingredients. Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the Ten Commandments. He died before he ever reached Canada.

4) Solomon had three hundred wives and seven hundred porcupines.

5) The Greeks were a highly sculptured people, and without them we wouldn’t have history. The Greeks also had myths. A myth is a female moth.

6) Actually, Homer was not written by Homer but by another man of that name.

7) Socrates was a famous Greek teacher who went around giving people advice. They killed him. Socrates died from an overdose of wedlock. After his death, his career suffered a dramatic decline.

8 ) In the Olympic games, Greeks ran races, jumped, hurled the biscuits, and threw the java.

9) Eventually, the Romans conquered the Greeks. History calls people Romans because they never stayed in one place for very long.

10) Julius Caesar extinguished himself on the battlefields of Gaul. The Ides of March murdered him because they thought he was going to be made king. Dying, he gasped out: “Tee hee, Brutus.”

11) Nero was a cruel tyranny who would torture his subjects by playing the fiddle to them.

12) Joan of Arc was burnt to a steak and was canonised by Bernard Shaw. Finally Magna Carta provided that no man should be hanged twice for the same offence.

13) In midevil times most people were alliterate. The greatest writer of the futile ages was Chaucer, who wrote many poems and verses and also wrote literature.

14) Another story was William Tell, who shot an arrow through an apple while standing on his son’s head.

15) Queen Elizabeth was the “Virgin Queen.” As a queen she was a success. When she exposed herself before her troops they all shouted “hurrah.”

16) It was an age of great inventions and discoveries. Gutenberg invented removable type and the Bible. Another important invention was the circulation of blood. Sir Walter Raleigh is a historical figure because he invented cigarettes and started smoking. And Sir Francis Drake circumcised the world with a 100-foot clipper.

17) The greatest writer of the Renaissance was William Shakespeare. He was born in the year 1564, supposedly on his birthday. He never made much money and is famous only because of his plays. He wrote tragedies, comedies, and hysterectomies, all in Islamic pentameter. Romeo and Juliet are an example of a heroic couplet. Romeo’s last wish was to be laid by Juliet.

18) Writing at the same time as Shakespeare was Miguel Cervantes. He wrote Donkey Hote. The next great author was John Milton. Milton wrote Paradise Lost. Then his wife died and he wrote Paradise Regained.

19) During the Renaissance America began. Christopher Columbus was a great navigator who discovered America while cursing about the Atlantic. His ships were called the Nina, the Pinta, and the Santa Fe.

20) Later, the Pilgrims crossed the ocean, and this was called Pilgrim’s Progress. The winter of 1620 was a hard one for the settlers. Many people died and many babies were born. Captain John Smith was responsible for all this.

21) One of the causes of the Revolutionary War was the English put tacks in their tea. Also, the colonists would send their parcels through the post without stamps. Finally the colonists won the War and no longer had to pay for taxis. Delegates from the original 13 states formed the Contented Congress. Thomas Jefferson, a Virgin, and Benjamin Franklin were two singers of the Declaration of Independence. Franklin discovered electricity by rubbing two cats backwards and declared, “A horse divided against itself cannot stand.” Franklin died in 1790 and is still dead.

22) Soon the Constitution of the United States was adopted to secure domestic hostility. Under the constitution the people enjoyed the right to keep bare arms.

23) Abraham Lincoln became America’s greatest Precedent. Lincoln’s mother died in infancy, and he was born in a log cabin, which he built with his own hands. Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves by signing the Emasculation Proclamation. On the night of April 14, 1865, Lincoln went to the theatre and got shot in his seat by one of the actors in a moving picture show. The believed assinator was John Wilkes Booth, a supposedly insane actor. This ruined Booth’s career.

24) Meanwhile in Europe, the enlightenment was a reasonable time. Voltaire invented electricity and also wrote a book called Candy.

25) Gravity was invented by Issac Walton. It is chiefly noticeable in the autumn when the apples are falling off the trees.

26) Johann Bach wrote a great many musical compositions and had a large number of children. In between he practised on an old spinster which he kept up in his attic. Bach died from 1750 to the present. Bach was the most famous composer in the world and so was Handel. Handel was half German half Italian and half English. He was very large.

27) Beethoven wrote music even though he was deaf. He was so deaf he wrote loud music. He took long walks in the forest even when everyone was calling for him. Beethoven expired in 1827 and later died for this.

28) The French Revolution was accomplished before it happened and catapulted into Napoleon. Napoleon wanted an heir to inherit his power, but since Josephine was a baroness, she couldn’t have any children.

29) The sun never set on the British Empire because the British Empire is in the East and the sun sets in the West.

30) Queen Victoria was the longest queen. She sat on a thorn for 63 years. She was a moral woman who practised virtue. Her death was the final event which ended her reign.

31) The nineteenth century was a time of a great many thoughts and inventions. People stopped reproducing by hand and started reproducing by machine. The invention of the steamboat caused a network of rivers to spring up. Cyrus McCormick invented the McCormick raper, which did the work of a hundred men.

32) Louis Pasteur discovered a cure for rabbis. Charles Darwin was a naturalist who wrote the Organ of the Species. Madman Curie discovered radio. And Karl Marx became one of the Marx brothers.

This reminds me of the Irish leaving certificate answers which also had me in stitches.

Here is the original post, take a look at Matt’s blog for more laughs!

Dan the man.

Very funny GCSE exam answers

Epic fail face baseball fan

I hope you enjoyed this funny photo and feel free to share any epic fails you have seen in the comments below.

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The choices are a peanut, an elephant, the Moon and a kettle. She opted for an elephant…. not the Moon. Doh!

This is the “Who Wants to be a Millionaire EPIC FAIL“.

Who wants to be a millionaire epic fail

Just to make it worse someone posted the image on the internet and she has since become famous on fail blogs and forums all over the web. Double doh! She has become an EPIC VIRAL FAIL and that sounds nasty.

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Scots Guard in epic fail moment

Have you seen any funny pics of people collapsing at inopportune times? Post the link in the comments section.

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The good ship Titan Uranus

Do you know any funny ship names? Let me know in the comments box below.

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The Jesus light switch

Have you seen any similar failures to produce religious gift shop items? Let me know in the comments below!

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George Bush phone fail

Are people too hard on George Bush? Was he as ridiculous as he is made out to be? Leave any comments about this funny image below.

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A sharp edged sign

Remember to let me know about or link to any funny signs you have seen in the comments below.

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