Archive for the ‘Funny Jokes’ Category:
Marketing Department ‘spin’ joke
An inter-office softball game was held every year between the Marketing Department and support staff of one company.
The day of the game, as hard as the Marketers tried, the support staff whipped the Marketing Department soundly.
Best one liner jokes of the Edinburgh Festival 2010 part 2
Following on the countdown from Wednesday’s post about funny one liner jokes from the Edinburgh Festival 2010 here is the official top 5 according to TV channel Dave. Tim Vine beat out Ray Green and Emo Philips for the top spot, so congratulations to him!
Best one liner jokes of Edinburgh Festival 2010
There was an official top ten one liner jokes of the Edinburgh festival 2010 released the other day, so I am going to share them with you, five at a time… 
It was set up by digital TV channel Dave, whose panel of comedy critics heard over 7,000 jokes before selecting a shortlist, which they then put to a public vote.
Two chickens walk into a library and say…
Two chickens walked up to the desk at a public library and said, ‘Buk, buk BUK.’ The librarian decided that the chickens were after three books, and so gave them three popular novels… and the chickens left shortly after.
Here are a couple of Sunday school jokes to pass the time
Here are 2 Sunday school jokes about Sunday school teachers asking questions and funny kids giving them answers they did not expect:
The blonde and the state capitals
A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals of the United States. She proudly announced, “Go ahead, ask me any of the capitals. I know all of them.”
Stand out in your field and win a prize
A man was driving down a country road when he spotted a farmer standing in the middle of a large field. He pulled over to the side of the road and sees that the farmer is just standing there, doing nothing.
Nick Clegg and Barack Obama, two peas from one pod
Guardian journalist Richard Adams blogs about the similarities between the Nick Clegg and president Obama. The only conclusion to be drawn is that the UK finally has its own Obama… albeit as deputy prime minister.
10 reasons to be happy about Britain’s coalition government
I happened upon this amusing political article he wrote about why Britons can be happy about this Tory and Lib Dem coalition. Apparently the Lib Dems have dropped their idea of asking immigrants to live in Scotland, which sounds so ridiculous it must have been made up, but truth is, once again, stranger than fiction. Also check out numbers 8 and 9 for a giggle.
A witty post on the religions of the world
Could you think of a couple of words to sum up each of the main religions of the world? Well some genius philosopher has and here are his succinct pearls of wisdom. If I was to guess which religion he sympathised with most it would have to be Rastafarianism, but he also covers Christianity, Buddhism, Judaism, Taoism, Islam and many more.
(4.94 out of 5)