Archive for the ‘Funny Jokes’ Category:
The battle of the sexes rages on and punctuation is proving a key area
Here is a funny joke, which may be a funny real life story (I’m not sure). I do know that I immediately saw the male punctuation and my girlfriend saw the female version when looking at it. See what you think:
The second round of Colemanballs, it’s a game of two halves!
Mike Hallett on Sky Sports, discussing snooker during a match where Steve Davis kept missing easy pots “Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis’s misses every chance he gets.”
Some Little Johnny jokes for you
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, “Everyone who thinks you’re stupid, stand up!”
After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, “Do you think you’re stupid, Little Johnny?
A Good Friday joke – Penitence
Whilst many will not be eating meat and recalling stories of the Easter story I wanted to lighten the mood with a Good Friday joke that pokes fun at the scandals within the Catholic church relating to homosexual acts.
An Amish family go to a mall – a joke
An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again. The boy asked his father, “What is this, Father?” The father [never having seen an elevator] responded “Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don’t know what it is.”
Sometimes the obvious answer is the right one, sometimes not…
Back with highschool mathematics today as some genius has decided to point out the obvious with this maths question. OK, maybe the question is a little ambiguous, but some precocious kid has decided to wind up his teachers with the joke answer he gives. Maybe he knew the formula to work out the length of x but just couldn’t resist the joke.
Superman is an ass when he gets drunk!
There were these two guys in a bar, which was on the 20th floor of a building. The first man said ” I bet you $100 I can jump out that window and come straight back in!”
The second man says “Ok, sure.” and the barman holds the bet.
The Liverpool football club fan joke
The Lancashire rivalry between Manchester United and Liverpool is huge in England and this football joke gives you a little insight into that rivalry. A primary teacher in Liverpool explains [...]
Some amusing mathematical proofs
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give more than 100%? Have you ever wondered about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%?
An Irish joke to help celebrate St Patrick’s Day,
An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long Kesh Prison, and he didn’t know anyone who would spade up his potato garden. The old man wrote to his son about it, and received this reply, “For HEAVENS SAKE, don’t dig up that garden, that’s where I buried the guns.”
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