Archive for the ‘Funny Real Life Stories’ Category:
Some very funny exam answers from 16 year olds
Here are some GED exam answers from 16 year old kids. Looking through it seems we have some kids who haven’t been paying much attention in class and some who are far too clever o ever accept any help from teachers. Whatever else these are funny exam answers, so have a look through and see which you find the funniest.
When tattoos go wrong… part 1
These bad tattoos show that 1) Always have spelling checked on tattoos with writing; 2) In loving memory of your dead wife may seem a good idea, but when she looks like Iron Maiden’s mascot Eddie it is not so sweet and 3) Tattoos can be funny, but when you sober up you have to live with that cat!
This is quite self explanatory… presenting the Boob Pad!
As long as there have been games consoles there have been joy sticks and joy pads, well now someone had the bright idea that boys might prefer to play with a boob pad! This funny T shirt shows the controllers to be where the brave girl’s boobs are, and seems to be encouraging a Street Fighter 2 special move.
How to say ’12 months’ in Estonian
Here is a funny video clip that shows a guy pushing his luck with some young ladies in Estonia. Obviously being a bit of a smart alec and knowing that the Estonian for 12 months is “kaksteist kuud” he asks the girls how to say 12 months in their language. When they give their answer it sounds like they are saying something else completely.
Some very funny quotes from New Zealand rugby players, coaches and commentators
Check out this selection of funny quotes from some famous rugby players, coaches and commentators. Murray Mexted is a bit of a legend in the land of the All Blacks, and here you’ll see why.
Nick Clegg and Barack Obama, two peas from one pod
Guardian journalist Richard Adams blogs about the similarities between the Nick Clegg and president Obama. The only conclusion to be drawn is that the UK finally has its own Obama… albeit as deputy prime minister.
Very funny, alleged GCSE answers that will have you in stitches
Enjoy a short history and religious studies lesson as we learn about the Virgin Queen exposing herself to cheers of “Hurrah!”, Shakespeare’s Islamic prose, Julius Caesar’s actual last words, how Milton rediscovered paradise and Francis Drake circumcising the world with a huge clipper.
All those born in the 40s, 50s, 60s, 70s and 80s – we made it
For all the kids born in the 1930′s, 40′s, 50′s, 60′s and 70′s !!
First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn’t get tested for diabetes.
Facial expression FAIL… Not the best face to be pulling when a photo is being taken
Check out this funny photo, which is also an epic fail, as this sports fan shows why he is watching baseball and not playing it… he has the reactions of a scared bunny. As the catcher jumps over the barrier and reaches out to make a memorable catch a young man in the front row reacts by pulling a funny face and holding his hand in a strange way.
A little religious humour to start off the week
Here is a funny real life story where two people try to manipulate the Lord’s Prayer to fit their own needs. It is common for people to take quotes and statements out of context in order to suit their own needs (lawyers make a living bending language) so it is funny to see it done with a sacred prayer.
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