Archive for the ‘Funny Real Life Stories’ Category:
A few funny reasons why we love the Brits
Here are a few articles from British newspapers that show just why the eccentric Brits are always good for a laugh. It just seems that these strange stories always come out of those green islands in the north west of Europe. Enjoy…
The battle of the sexes rages on and punctuation is proving a key area
Here is a funny joke, which may be a funny real life story (I’m not sure). I do know that I immediately saw the male punctuation and my girlfriend saw the female version when looking at it. See what you think:
Pirate vs Original DVDs and they wonder why…
Here is a funny image that highlights the difference between a pirate DVD and an original DVD. The pirate DVD is actually more consumer friendly as you are able to skip any notices and trailers, if there are any, whereas with the original you can often spend fifteen minutes sitting through trailers, FBI warnings, Blu Ray ads and other annoyances.
The second round of Colemanballs, it’s a game of two halves!
Mike Hallett on Sky Sports, discussing snooker during a match where Steve Davis kept missing easy pots “Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis’s misses every chance he gets.”
The best April Fools from UK newspapers
In an audacious new election strategy, Labour is set to embrace Gordon Brown’s reputation for anger and physical aggression, presenting the prime minister as a hard man, unafraid of confrontation, who is willing to take on David Cameron in “a bare-knuckle fistfight for the future of Britain”, the Guardian has learned.”
Who wants to be a millionaire – EPIC FAIL
This is ‘Who Wants to be a Millionaire’ and it sounds pretty sweet and a great opportunity to cash in on some of that usually useless general knowledge floating around in your head. Well this lady has been given that opportunity and failed.
Google will help you find what you want… and failing that will make you laugh
Well, some people are looking for some pretty weird stuff it would seem. I found this image below and so I tried a search starting with “why is ” and, whilst not all the suggestions were the same as this image, “why is my poop green” was in second position this time, lol.
Happy Mothers’ Day. What have you learnt from your mother?
I hope you are spoiling your mothers and the mothers of your children today. It is always nice to feel appreciated so let’s not forget about mothers, who help form us into the people we become. Spoil the treat them and say thank you… but first, here is a funny mothers day joke I found on the web
Just in case you were not sure how to use a toilet…
We have already seen how you can become a “Pants Man” but it seems not every adult is trusted to know how to use a toilet. The amusing toilet sign below rather crudely explains how to use a the toilet, but I have to wonder where the sign was found.
Funny London Underground announcements
Here is a list of actual announcements that London Tube train drivers have made to their passengers. It just goes to show that boring and mundane work can inspire wit and humour. I guess we should thank these drivers for brightening the tedium of underground travel.
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