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5 very badly placed adverts

Have a look below at some very poorly placed adverts. What were the media buyers thinking? Maybe they are not able to control what goes up next to their chosen spots, but some of them sure are strange.

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Sex education, with pens

Here are some funny pictures using pens to show all the varieties and possibilities available in sex. Check out the whole gamut with the help of pens as these amusing pictures take you from a straight couple, to an expensive bordello session. This is sex education at its finest: clear and easy to understand, but funny too! Pen sex, or something like that…

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Drowning is not a laughing out loud matter, no matter what this sign says!

Whilst this funny sign appears to be telling people to lol (laugh out loud in Net-speak) at drowning, what is more likely is that the apparent lol order is in fact representative of a head and arms above the water on this drowning warning sign.

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A witty post on the religions of the world

Could you think of a couple of words to sum up each of the main religions of the world? Well some genius philosopher has and here are his succinct pearls of wisdom. If I was to guess which religion he sympathised with most it would have to be Rastafarianism, but he also covers Christianity, Buddhism, Judaism, Taoism, Islam and many more.

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Referee is victim of crowd abuse of the more inventive variety

It seems that referees are always getting abused. In soccer they are screamed at by players, managers and fans alike, with every decision they make called into question. Here we have a slightly more innovative example of abuse from the crowd as this ice hockey referee has a funny sign held up behind him with a cartoon thought bubble with the words “I’m the biggest idiot ever!”.

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Read this warning about getting sucked off

It seems that we have another example of bad English, aka Engrish, here as a sign promises the wrong thing. The funny sign reads: keep back from the platform edge or you may get sucked off. Someone has snapped this poorly worded sign and turned it into a Motivational Poster with a comment about waiting for an hour and not getting any joy.

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Can you believe anyone would name their company Analtech?

It seems that it would only be for a joke that someone would call their company Analtech, unless they were producing sex toys for anal play or medical instruments for anal exams. Well, apparently Analtech inc have been manufacturing quality thin layer chromatography plates since 1961.

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Hurry to catch this sale, everything must go with 0% off!

Whilst putting up a sale sign at some large store the first digit has been dropped, leaving a rather un-inviting sign declaring “Sale, 0% off selected items!”. I am sure the mistake was soon fixed, but somebody had the presence of mind to snap a funny photo first and here it is:

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Another funny sign that hasn’t been thought through

This sign is warning people not to get eaten by animals because it could be bad for them. Maybe the world has just become so PC (politically correct) that it is wrong to upset a lion’s stomach with our nasty, human flesh.

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This sign has a purpose, honestly!

Now this funny sign looks fairly real, but I figure it must be a joke. The sign uses 95% of its area warning of its sharp edges before letting people know the bridge is out ahead in small writing. I guess it could be a lesson in reading the small print :-P . Anyway check it out, one of the most useless signs ever and an epic fail in terms of information.

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