Archive for the ‘Holiday Jokes’ Category:
Some jokes about English May Day celebrations and Morris Dancers in general
Here is a funny joke and a BBC comedy sketch, featuring Bhangraman, skewering the ancient English art of Morris Dancing. I hope this doesn’t offend any Morris dancing readers of this blog. I heard recently that in some villages in England that the rugby team often resorts to going pub to pub Morris dancing in the summer, so be careful if you dish out to a Morris dancer, you may be biting off more than you bargained for.
Happy St George’s Day. Here are some jokes to help celebrate.
As the English aren’t very good at celebrating St George’s Day, especially compared to the Irish and St Patrick’s Day. So to try and make up for it I have a few funny English jokes and videos for you today. If you know any St George’s Day jokes please post them in the comments box below.
Happy birthday Queen Elizabeth II
To celebrate the queen of England’s birthday we have a joke about Queen Elizabeth II and Dolly Parton. Whilst a bit saucy, no offence is meant to any royalist Brits, it is all in good fun.
Adam Ferrara’s Easter stand up routine
Here is a snippet of Adam Ferrara’s stand up routine that involves some Easter humor. He describes Easter as the holiday that celebrates Jesus rising from the dead and sending a bunny rabbit to deliver chocolate eggs. His religious jokes should get a holiday laugh out of you, so enjoy!
A Good Friday joke – Penitence
Whilst many will not be eating meat and recalling stories of the Easter story I wanted to lighten the mood with a Good Friday joke that pokes fun at the scandals within the Catholic church relating to homosexual acts.
The best April Fools from UK newspapers
In an audacious new election strategy, Labour is set to embrace Gordon Brown’s reputation for anger and physical aggression, presenting the prime minister as a hard man, unafraid of confrontation, who is willing to take on David Cameron in “a bare-knuckle fistfight for the future of Britain”, the Guardian has learned.”
An Irish joke to help celebrate St Patrick’s Day,
An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long Kesh Prison, and he didn’t know anyone who would spade up his potato garden. The old man wrote to his son about it, and received this reply, “For HEAVENS SAKE, don’t dig up that garden, that’s where I buried the guns.”
Happy St David’s Day, here is a Welsh joke
A farmer was out on his Welsh hillside tending his flock one day, when he saw a man drinking with a cupped hand from the stream which ran down from one of his fields. Realising the danger, he shouted over to the man, ‘Paid a yfed y dwr! Mae’n ych-y-fi!’
Some Shrove Tuesday pancake jokes
Happy Mardi Gras or Shrove Tuesday. I hope you enjoy the day whichever way you choose to celebrate, or ignore, the holiday. To help you chuckle a little on this traditional day of fattening up I have posted some pancake related jokes (as in England Shrove Tuesday is also known as ‘pancake day’).
Happy Valentine’s Day, and now for the humour…
Two videos today, the first is a section from a stand up comedy show by Tim Hawkins, click here for his official website! The second video is from the guys at College Humor and is a short Valentine themed clip. So happy Valentine’s day and enjoy the funny video clips!
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