Here are a couple of Sunday school jokes to pass the time

Here are 2 Sunday school jokes about Sunday school teachers asking questions and funny kids giving them answers they did not expect:

1) A Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she dismissed them to go to church, “And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?”

Annie replied, “Because people are sleeping.”

2)A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to “honour thy father and thy mother,” she asked “Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?”

Without missing a beat one little boy answered, “Thou shall not kill.”

I hope you laughed, as always feel free to post your thoughts, links and anything else related to this post below in the comments.

Dan the man.

Sunday school jokes

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