How to lay people off in the least politically correct way possible

Here is a short joke that combines political incorrectness with the need to lay a member of staff off. It throws in the battle of the sexes for good measure and we are left with a little word play that makes for some amusing reading, so enjoy today’s funny joke!

Two managers are going over their budget for the next financial year. After analyzing expenses, income,  contracts, etc they come to the conclusion that they will have to lay off one of the two assistants, Jack or Jane. They go back and forth but can’t decide who to lay off. Finally, one manager decides that they should lay off the first person who gets up form their desk.

In the meantime, Jane is hard at work but suddenly gets a headache. She gets some aspirin from her desk drawer and leaves her desk to get some water. One of the managers gets up to break the bad news to Jane.

“Jane, I need to talk to you. I’ve got a problem. I either need to lay you or Jack off…”
Jane replied “Well, jack off. I’ve got a headache.”

Dan the man.

Lay you or Jack off...

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