Today we have an amusing joke about a sleepy, young girl in Sunday school, who, with the help of little Johnny, manages to answer all the questions she is asked correctly – I think. The Eve quote may be a little off, I haven’t read my Old Testament for a few years…

Little Janice was not the best student in Sunday school, often sleeping through the lessons. One Sunday morning the teacher asked her, while she was napping, “Tell me Janice, who created the universe?”
When Janice didn’t stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and pricked her rear end.

“God Almighty!” shouted Janice and the teacher said, “Very good” and Janice dozed off again.

A while later the teacher asked Janice, “Who is our Lord and Saviour.” But, Janice didn’t even stir from her dreamland. Once again Johnny came to the rescue and pricked her again.

“Jesus Christ!” shouted Janice and the teacher said, “Very good,” Once more Janice went back to sleep.

Then the teacher asked Janice a third question. “What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?”Again Johnny jabbed her with the pin and this time Janice jumped up and shouted, “If you stick me with that thing one more time, I’ll break it in half and shove it up your bum!”

… the teacher fainted!

Did you find this Sunday school joke funny? Let me know your thoughts in the comments section below!

Dan the man.

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