Here is an amusing joke I found on Funny and Jokes that I thought I would share. It is the story of a man and woman trying to get all the arrangements ready for their marriage after their time on earth is cut short:

One sunny Sunday morning a young couple were on their way to their Church to get married. On the way there, they lost control of the car and slammed into a telephone pole, killing them both instantly.

The couple soon found themselves standing in line in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates of Heaven. When they got to the front the young woman asked Peter if they could get married in Heaven, since their time on Earth was cut short. He replied that he’ll get back with them on that request and let them in.

A month later, St. Peter finds them and announces that they can get married in Heaven. The woman then asked, “Just wondering, if things don’t work out will we be able to get a divorce up here?”

With a stern look in his eye, Peter blurts out “Look lady, it took me a month to find a preacher up here… you really think I’m gonna find a lawyer?”

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Dan the man.

Heavenly wedding

Heavenly wedding

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