1) Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other, ‘Which do you think is farther away… Florida or the moon?’ The other blonde turns and says ‘Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida ?????’
2) A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.
She replied in a huff, ‘I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!’
3) A gorgeous young blond goes into the doctor’s office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.
‘Impossible!’ says the doctor, ‘Show me.’
The blond took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; then she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.
‘I thought so,’ the doctor said, ‘Your finger is broken.’
4) A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night… It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was, ‘If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?’ She thought for a time and then asked, ‘Is it on or off?’
I hope you enjoyed these blond jokes and check out this other one on the site: The blond and the ventriloquist.
Dan the man.