Posts Tagged ‘amusing joke’
The foul mouthed talking parrots joke
A lady from the parish went to her priest and told him, “Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing. They only know how to say, ‘Hi, we’re prostitutes. Want to have some fun?’”
The two statues who were brought to life
Today’s witty joke tells the story of two statues in a park in Budapest who spend an eternity together before being brought to life for half an hour of unadulterated fun. Can you guess what they got up to when they had the chance?
Marriage arrangements in Heaven are not easy
Here is an amusing joke I found on Funny and Jokes that I thought I would share. It is the story of a man and woman trying to get all the arrangements ready for their marriage after their time on earth is cut short:
Little Johnny and Janice in Sunday School
Today we have an amusing joke about a sleepy, young girl in Sunday school, who, with the help of little Johnny, manages to answer all the questions she is asked correctly – I think. The Eve quote may be a little off, I haven’t read my Old Testament for a few years…
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