So here is my first ‘blond joke‘ post. I found it pretty funny and hope you enjoy it to. So here is the blond and the ventriloquist,  blond joke:

A ventriloquist was touring the clubs and one night was doing a show in a club in a small town in Texas. With his dummy on his knee, he was going through his usual ‘dumb blonde jokes‘ when a blond woman in the fourth row stood on her chair and started shouting: ”I’ve heard enough of your stupid blond jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person’s hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It’s guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general…and all in the name of humor!”

The ventriloquist, embarrassed, began to apologize when the blonde shouted ”You stay out of this, mister! I’m talking to that little jerk on your knee!”

So what did you think? Too cliched, or a very funny joke? Let me know what you think in the comments section below!

Dan the man.

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