Here is a very funny joke about the test to become a CIA assassin:

The CIA were recruiting a new assassin and they had narrowed it down to 3 candidates after the background checks, interviews and exams: Richard, Sam and Jane.

For the deciding test the CIA agents took Richard to a large metal door and handed him a gun. “We must know that you will follow instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife, Betty, sitting in a chair. Kill Her!” Richard replied, “You can’t be serious, I could never shoot my wife.” The agent told him he wasn’t the right man for the job and that he should take his wife home.

Sam was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Sam came out with tears in his eyes, “I tried, but I can’t kill my wife.” The agent said “You don’t have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.”

Finally it was Jane’s turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband Bob. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet.

The door opened slowly and there stood Jane, wiping the sweat from her brow. “The gun was loaded with blanks,” she said. “so I had to beat him to death with the chair.”

I presume she got the job… :-D

I hope you enjoyed the joke, let me know what you thought below in the comments.

Dan the man.

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