Today we have a rather amusing joke that got a laugh out of me when I found it, it is about talking parrots. Whilst it is not the only talking parrots joke, it is probably the best I have heard.

A lady from the parish went to her priest and told him, “Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing.”

The priest enquired what it was that the parrots said.

“They only know how to say, ‘Hi, we’re prostitutes. Want to have some fun?’”

“That’s terrible!” exclaimed the priest, “but I have a solution to your problem. Bring your two female parrots over to my house and I will put them with my two male talking parrots whom I taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase and your female parrots will learn to pray with them.”

“Great!” the woman responded. “I’ll bring them over right away.”

The woman brought her female parrots to the priest’s house. His two male parrots were holding rosary beads and praying in their cage. The lady puts her two female parrots in with the male parrots. Sure enough after a few moments the female parrots said,”Hi, we’re prostitutes, want to have some fun?”

One male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed, “Put the beads away, our prayers have been answered!”

So what did you think? Did that get a laugh out of you? Let me know in the comment box!

Dan the man.

Talking Parrots

Talking Parrots

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