Here we go to follow up with last month’s installment of witty Colemanballs with another helping of funny commentator gaffes.

Mike Hallett on Sky Sports, discussing snooker during a match where Steve Davis kept missing easy pots “Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis’s misses every chance he gets.”

Michael Buerk watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1′s UK eclipse coverage remarked: “They seem cold out there, they’re rubbing each other and he’s only come in his shorts.”

Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: “Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69.”

Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: “Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself.”

Jack Burnicle was talking about Colin Edward’s tyre choice on World Superbike racing: “Colin had a hard on in practice earlier, and I bet he wished he had a hard on now.”

Winning Post’s Stewart Machin commentating on jockey Tony McCoy’s formidable lead: “Tony has a quick look between his legs and likes what he sees.”

Ross King discussing relays with champion runner Phil Redmond: “Well Phil, tell us about your amazing third leg.”

During the 1989 British Masters golf tournament, the commentator  observed: “Notices are appearing at courses telling golfers not to lick their balls on the green.”

Cricketer Neil Fairbrother hit a single during a Durham v Lancashire match, inspiring Bobby Simpson to observe: “With his lovely soft hands he just tossed it off.”

Claire Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said: “There’s nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this.”

James Allen interviewing Ralf Schumacher at a Grand Prix, asked: “What does it feel like being rammed up the backside by Barrichello?”

I love these amusing Colemanballs personally and plan to include more in the future. Let me know what you think in the comments below.

Dan the man.

Colemanballs part 2

Colemanballs part 2

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