Today’s witty joke tells the story of two statues in a park in Budapest who spend an eternity together before being brought to life for half an hour of unadulterated fun. Can you guess what they got up to when they had the chance? Read on to find out:

In a famous Budapest park you’ll find two beautiful statues, one of a nude man and the other of a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for more than a hundred years. One day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings the two statues of them to life.

The angel tells them, “As a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty minutes to do what you’ve wished to do the most.”

He looks at her, she looks at him, and they run into the bushes. The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and plenty of giggling ensues. After fifteen minutes of this commotion the two statues return, out of breath and laughing.

The angel again tells them, “You two still have fifteen minutes left, would you care to do it again?”

“Shall we?”, he asks her. “Oh, yes, let’s! But this time change positions. I’ll hold the pigeon down and you can poop on its head!”

To quote Basil Brush, “Boo boom!” Did you like the amusing joke? Feel free to leave a comment below.

Dan the man.

The 2 statues

The 2 statues

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